Train Aficionados Mugs

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Snakes on a Train

Family living in a freight train.

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

HS2

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sushi Train Spotters

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Switchback Playground.

The Train to Nowhere

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

S**t Creek Halt

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station