Railroad Aficionados Mugs

'The show must go on!!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Sushi Train Spotters

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

HS2

Trainset

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

The Train to Nowhere

Switchback Playground.

S**t Creek Halt

L.A. Transfer

A train's dining car is a diner.

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

HS2 time bomb...

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'