Train Delay Philosopher T-Shirts

Train Arrivals

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Traffic Lights Medicine

TSA Lines

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Doing timeout changes a guy.

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

'Good Book?'

"You love gloating, don't you?"

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."