Trailblazer With A Twist Pillows

People who should not hike...

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Women in a cross country race

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Quick swig first?"

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Glass Ceiling

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Ready for a run!

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."