Trailblazer With A Twist Prints

People who should not hike...

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Hither and Yon sign

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Women in a cross country race

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Quick swig first?"

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Ready for a run!

Bear Signpost.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"