Trail Blazing Mugs

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The experienced backpacker.

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Draw your own path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Hither and Yon sign

"Trail mix?"

"Don't even think about it."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Women in a cross country race

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Quick swig first?"

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"