Desert Trailblazer Mugs

"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The experienced backpacker.

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Draw your own path."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Trail mix?"

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Women in a cross country race

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Glass Ceiling

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Take a hike.