Trail Blazing Pillows

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The experienced backpacker.

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Trail mix?"

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Draw your own path."

"Don't even think about it."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Women in a cross country race

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Quick swig first?"

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"