Tragic Story Buff Pillows

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Scarpia's Palace

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

The Rivalry Begins

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'Medea' Studies

La Boheme - Mimi dies

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'

True biblical stories.

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

Sadly, Rapunzel didn't account for the Prince's weight.

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

'First shift with the K-9 unit didn't go well'

Jesus 'raising' chickens as a kid

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine.

"Scrooge, I'm the ghost of Christmas past and this is Dave, the ghost of Christmas p****d."

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

Ship in a Bottle Arrives at Desert Island.

Beauty takes Beast for walkies

'I got a perm.'

"Fee fi fo fiddle, i feel the need to piddle!"

A book titled 'Tales from the Crypto'.

'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'

Tastes like Beeficken!

Moments before the legend of 'the headless horseman' is born.

Burglar breaking a safe.

'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'

Ugly Sister