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'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Oedipus

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

The hall of bad ideas.

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I dropped my goblet!"

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

"Of course, people were much shorter back then."

Carmen

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

I Pagliacci

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

La Boheme - Mimi dies

"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

Tosca

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Schunard

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

Greek Tragedy

"Don't we thing Arlene would make a perfect Medea?"

Bravo!

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

Comedy, Tragedy, Facelift

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'