Tragedy Sympathizer T-Shirts

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

Wildcats Strike.

The Reindeer Strike

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

Carmen

"The government doesn't understand me."

I Pagliacci

Tosca

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Sling

Greek Tragedy

Bravo!

"Stop trying to change me!!"

'Flamin' tourists...'

and WHAT is this thing stuck in my back garden..?

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

Sauron's Sore Eye

"Bloody satellites..!"

Comedy, Tragedy, Facelift

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

"What makes him a wine snob? He's been talking about the cork for 45 minutes and he thinks we're still listening."

"Apologies, monsieur, frogs legs are off the menu."

Lucia di Lammermoor

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Close encounter.

Lucia di Lammermoor