Tragedy Enjoyer Mugs

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Oedipus

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

The hall of bad ideas.

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Of course, people were much shorter back then."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

Carmen

I Pagliacci

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Tosca

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

Greek Tragedy

"Don't we thing Arlene would make a perfect Medea?"

Bravo!

Schunard

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Facelift

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'