Traffic Whiz Mugs

You keep ducking!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

"You keep impeccable time."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Is there a problem officer?"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Child warning mum not to punish her because only she can work the internet

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

"Yes, my automatic starter has the technology to start your car as well. I'll show you. Honey! Go start her car!"

Road signs.

"If you can't bring me cash, bring me stuff I'll be able to sell on eBay.!

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."