Traffic Survey Chuckler Prints

Early traffic survey

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'Fancy a swift half?'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Step One...a pie chart is not dessert.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'Oh no, I've been clamped!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

'Bless you!'

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

"I keep getting into a flap."

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

"No. I blew the interview when I sniffed the interviewer's behind."

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"