Traffic Safety Champion Mugs

Don't Drink Drive.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Dog Crossing

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Your Grounded!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

How Am I Driving?

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'That is the bike lane...'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Watch for Pedestrians.

The Cone Ranger

Watch Out Hedgehogs

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'