Traffic Safety Champion Prints

Don't Drink Drive.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dog Crossing

'Your Grounded!'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

How Am I Driving?

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Just one last crossing to make..."

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'That is the bike lane...'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

The Cone Ranger

Watch for Pedestrians.

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'