Traffic Joke Collector Pillows

'Yes..You may take your hands off of 10 and 2'...

'Oh no, I've been clamped!'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'It's a slow trap.'

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Traffic Jam

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Snail Crossing.

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'You know, if you caught up to me, that means you were speeding, too!'

Steam Roller