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'Traffic Jam'

3-Way Traffic Ahead

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Commutobile

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Unrest Area.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Road work next 15 years.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Desert Island Roundabout

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

Leaving New York

Trouble parking in Brighton

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Companies are looking for alternative transportation