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Lanes Closed for Spite

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Commutobile

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Desert Island Roundabout

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Trouble parking in Brighton

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Freeways in the Supermarket

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

'Politicians are going too far!'

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Expect delays.

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"I think I'm getting road rage."

'Traffic Jam'

Supermarket Traffic

Pied Piper walking down the middle of the road: 'It's the latest idea to control the rat run.'

'No road rage, next 1/4 mile'

'I'll race you to work, but you've got to promise to wait for me at the traffic lights.'