Traffic Avoider Prints

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"I hired a ride service that specializes in avoiding traffic. We should be there in about 30 minutes depending on the wind."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Dog Crossing

Crowded Ice Fishing

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Family traits.

The Forever Stamp

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Is there a problem officer?"

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Big bumpers.

D.I.Y ladder

Danger Signs.

"Great. Now we'll probably miss all the lights between here and earth."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"Gah! Too many people!"

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

Ace Towing.

Road signs.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"