Map Avoider Prints

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Good News about winter

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Fishing direction sign.

Be open to help.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Elephant and Castle

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Without you I'm lost...

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

"Recalculating."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'.

Parcel service customers love the online shipment tracking!

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."