Traditionalist Vs Modernist Gifts

'Where is the 'skip intro' button?'

'Look at him, never off his mobile!'

"Why do we need to learn cursive writing when we can just choose different fonts?"

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

"Losing signal is NOT an 'existential crisis'!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

The Selfie

'Bring out yer books!'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I love these old decorations!"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Let us pray...'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Herb's from Texas."

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''