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I have an awful headache. Do you have an aspirin? Not so fast, little buddy. A real man doesn't mask his symptoms with pharmaceuticals. Even if it feels like a jackhammer on his forehead, a real man grits his teeth and bears it. A real man rides it out the way he'd ride out a bucking bronco. Not everything in life is a test of my manhood. A real man would beg to differ.
Priest's 'To do' list.
"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."
"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."
'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
Volcano Sacrifice Competition
'It's a zen diaphragm.'
"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."
"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."
Litter Tray Stonehenge
'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'
Free ticket to heaven... details inside
The Ten Really Cool Facts
"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."
"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."
'Even More Disciples'
"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"
Alabama Traffic Jam
"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"
"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"
"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."
"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"
"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."
"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."
"I'll take new members any way I can get them."
Latest Aye Phone
Macho Vegetarian
'How long do we have to get in compliance?'
'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'
"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."
Out for lunch... GOD
'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'
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