Societal Norms Satirist Mugs

'Hi Dad... The good news is I've finally found a job...'

"Oh my god! I'm 40 and unmarried...the hands on my biological clock are giving me the finger!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

The prying mantis,

"Yes, one is a dog."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Horse statue throws off rider.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I'm after the history section."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Inhospitality tent.

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Wine tasters...

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Pizzas

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'