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Troll Crossing

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Gen-Next Library

Rare Books

The First Fire Stick

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Knights of the bedside table.

Two Generations of Readers

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Mom dwarves.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

'... Got anything besides apples?'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Small steps...

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads