Traditional Stories Mugs

Troll Crossing

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Gen-Next Library

Rare Books

The First Fire Stick

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Knights of the bedside table.

Two Generations of Readers

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Small steps...

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

'I've had to downsize because because of the credit-crunch!'