Traditional Remedies Prints

'For fever, we scrape the bark from this branch, boil it with shreeded leaves, and sprinkle in powdered root. Then, just to be sure, we add some antibiotics.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Natural Medicines

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

Alternative medicine

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'

Chicken Soup

CBD Oil for Neurotics

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."