Traditional Remedies Pillows

'For fever, we scrape the bark from this branch, boil it with shreeded leaves, and sprinkle in powdered root. Then, just to be sure, we add some antibiotics.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Natural Medicines

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Alternative medicine

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'

Chicken Soup

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."