Traditional Medicine Prints

"Just one more..."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'You'll see, you'll see, that will stop the bleeding just as the hand will!'

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"Tia Carmen, can you help me?" No matter how hard I try, my imagination can't bring my Spider Monkey to life."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

Specialist Directory: Cardiology, Dermatology, Hematology, Leeches

'There is nothing better for a cold in the head; it's worth gold!'

"For fever, we scrape the bark from the branch, boil it with shredded leaves and sprinkle in powdered root. Then, just to be sure we add some antibiotics."

"Penicillin? I'm sorry – I don't practice alternative medicine."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Self help acupuncture

Night of the Latkes

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."