Traditional Ceremonies Mugs

Tribal masks.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Pearly King and Queen

"I love these old decorations!"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

All-Candy Seder.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Midwest Winter Items.

Folk Wedding

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Baptism Then and Now

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'