Traditional Ceremonies Mugs

Tribal masks.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Pearly King and Queen

"I love these old decorations!"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Out of kilter.

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

All-Candy Seder.

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Midwest Winter Items.

Baptism Then and Now

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Christmas on Other Planets.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'