Religious Ceremony Mugs

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

Christ and the Easter Bunny.

'Bless me, Father - I'm a father.'

"Due to an error in wording, your baptisims are no longer valid."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Folk Wedding

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'...Love, honor, and cherish? Remember - you're under oath.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'Will you hold it down? This is IMPORTANT!'

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."