Traditional Festivals Mugs

Happy St Patrick's Day!

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

Face painting.

Cimafunk

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Southwark Fair.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Tension filled the tent.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Elfie Stick

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'