Tradition Truebeliever Prints

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I love these old decorations!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Midwest Winter Items.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Baptism Then and Now

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Christmas on Other Planets.

Folk Wedding

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."