Tradition Lover Prints

'Perhaps we need more multi-culturalism.'

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

"We had this last year."

Man expressing a dislike for railroads

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

Queen reigning.

"Damn change and newfangled ideas. . . if mindless backbreaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for me!"

'Where did you hear that it's a tradition to decorate a cherry tree on the 4th of July?'

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

Beefeater

'May I have this rain dance?'

Penny for Guy Offer

'-and how would a slob like you ever know my dear old mum?'

Smoke signals dot com

Time for Tea

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

...The competitors call him conservative and old-fashioned, but I call him obliged to traditions!

Maypole

Folk Wedding

"I'll throw in an extra fifty bucks if you can carry her all the way to the bed."

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

"I've got to admit it's an impressive helmet, but how do you know it's genuine bear skin?"

First Marriage.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I'm not sure how this will affect out annual prediction concerning winter. . . but our Groundhog is frozen solid!"

"It's customary to at least buy something before you take all the pennies."

"Dear Bobby, Santa's lawyers have been unable to negotiate around the exclusive production and labor rights relative to the X-box. How about a nice wood choo-choo train?"

Happy Hogmanay!

Easter eggs hidden around Easter Island.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

'Now that we're all comfy Running Elk will read the minutes of the last meeting.'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'