Social Tradition Lover Prints

"Writing Christmas cards shouldn't be this complicated dear!"

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

Shavuot - Like!

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Queen reigning.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

Happy Hogmanay!

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

First Marriage.

Groundhog Day.

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."