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Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Pearly King and Queen

"I love these old decorations!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Out of kilter.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

All-Candy Seder.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Baptism Then and Now

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Midwest Winter Items.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Folk Wedding