Tradition Follower Mugs

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Folk Wedding

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"It was her mothers"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Shall I be mother?

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Maypole

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"