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The three wise men of Thanksgiving

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

A midwife holding a baby

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Getting Rid of the Cure

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Happy Tots Day Care.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

Quiet Time

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Dad's home

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"