Tradition Meets Rebellion Lover Pillows

Harley Jacobson

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

The Gladiator.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

Maypole

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Time for Tea

Intermediate Slouching.

Queen reigning.

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

First Marriage.

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Happy Hogmanay!

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

Updated Classics.

"And what if I refuse?"

Eddy was no spring chicken anymore but he was still a rebel.

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."