Tradition Meets Rebellion Lover Mugs

Harley Jacobson

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

The Gladiator.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Shavuot - Like!

Intermediate Slouching.

Time for Tea

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Queen reigning.

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

First Marriage.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Happy Hogmanay!

James Dean

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

Updated Classics.

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

'Get Offa My Lawn!'