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'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

"Parts and labor?"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

The day the stock market went UP.

Robot Parts $5

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'What clan do you belong to?'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Tariff Wars

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

US and the EU

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."