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"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Chris Froome

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Distance to horizon varies.

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

Filling up.

Scenes from a Vacation

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.