Trader Joe’s Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Philosopher trading cards.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Which way up do you want it?"

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

Wall Street Lights.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

TTIP

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

Helms Burton Title III

'I'm outta here.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"I was a best seller! I sold millions of copies! Now look at me, a glorified coaster."

Ethic Cleansing