Trader Joe’s Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Philosopher trading cards.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Which way up do you want it?"

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

Wall Street Lights.

TTIP

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Helms Burton Title III

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'I'm outta here.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I was a best seller! I sold millions of copies! Now look at me, a glorified coaster."

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

"That's just the meds kicking in."