"It stands for 'North American Free Lunch Agreement' "
Trade Critic Gifts
Find the ideal gift for a trade critic who enjoys dissecting markets and sharing their sharp observations. Our collection combines humor with insight, perfect for anyone passionate about the world of trade and economics. Whether for a professional or an enthusiastic hobbyist, these thoughtful, funny items celebrate their love for critique and analysis.
Humans...What is their purpose?
"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"
"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."
"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."
Stock market investment advice
You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."
'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)
"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'
Republican politics!
"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."
I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'
The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.
'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'
"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."
"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"
Privatized Jails
'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'
Trump and President Xi
"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"
Capitalism gone nuts!
'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'
"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."
Dollars Press Conference
If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.
The COMPANY is always right.
Wall Street In Jail
"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"
"Budget Cuts."
Too big to fail
'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'
Capitalism
'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'
"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."
Trade Critic Gifts Collection
Trade Critic Mugs
Explore a range of trade critic mugs that bring humor and wit to their morning routine—perfect for gifting or personal use.
Trade Critic Pillows
Find pillows that celebrate the trade critic’s sharp eye and humorous take on market analysis—fun and functional decor for any space.
Trade Critic Prints
Browse prints that capture the humor and insight of a trade critic—perfect for decorating a workspace or home with personality.
Trade Critic T-Shirts
Discover our collection of trade critic t-shirts, blending clever commentary with comfortable style, ideal for anyone who loves to analyze and critique.