Track Coach Mugs

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

Tightly run track meets.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Centaur Sprinter

"Quick, which way to the toilet?"

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

Pole Vault Snaps.

Track runner running out of track

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

"I don't fancy our chances, he's got God's speed my friend."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Reach for the Star.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Time Is Money

The trauma of losing.

Go! Means NOW!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"