Track Coaches Mugs

NORWAY'S HOPE FOR GOLD IN '96: 15,000-METER SALMON RELAY.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Reach for the Star.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Time Is Money

The trauma of losing.

Go! Means NOW!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Punt Cake

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Saving a Heart

Snooker Golf.