Toy Trendsetters T-Shirts

'We're going back to a well proven tactic: aiming our ads at kids so they will bug their parents to buy it.'

Recycling depot...must-have children's toys.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Baby rocks!

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"

'Nice bling!'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"I want one of those!"

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

When technology goes too far #2. The wireless yo-yo. q

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"That internet connected doll you bought...I like the way it talks but kind of hate the way it listens."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

QR tattoo.

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'