Toy Trendsetters T-Shirts

'We're going back to a well proven tactic: aiming our ads at kids so they will bug their parents to buy it.'

Recycling depot...must-have children's toys.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Baby rocks!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Nice bling!'

"I want one of those!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"That internet connected doll you bought...I like the way it talks but kind of hate the way it listens."

QR tattoo.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants