Toy Tornado Pillows

'This is my natural habitat.'

A young Don King

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

Rocking horse

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'I need to get away and unwind!'

G.P.S. For the Home

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Oops.

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

"Santa's favorites always end up in the gift card workshop."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

One of Santa's elves is crushed to death by a present in the workshop, ruining the 364 days of 'Elf and Safety'.

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'