Toy Tornado Pillows

'This is my natural habitat.'

A young Don King

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

Rocking horse

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

G.P.S. For the Home

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Oops.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.

"Santa's favorites always end up in the gift card workshop."

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

"There's a grouch on my couch."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

One of Santa's elves is crushed to death by a present in the workshop, ruining the 364 days of 'Elf and Safety'.

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"