Toy Taxi Fanatic T-Shirts

Taxicab Collection

The Rubber Ball Company

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'Follow that cab!'

"Rockefeller Center."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'I can change! I swear!'

It's more than a mike!

Quick, follow that star

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

LEGO profits.

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'Go to Hell'

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

Dad pretends to play with child by hiding behind a cardboard cut-out.

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

The Three Bears - pocket version

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

Boy playing and sundayschool teacher