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Taxicab Collection

The Rubber Ball Company

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Rockefeller Center."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'I can change! I swear!'

Quick, follow that star

It's more than a mike!

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

'Go to Hell'

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

Dad pretends to play with child by hiding behind a cardboard cut-out.

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

The Three Bears - pocket version

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

Boy playing and sundayschool teacher

Snow globe: "We're expecting clear skies... unless the kid comes along and shakes us up..."