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'Whoops - looks like another recall...'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Yo-Yo Sales

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Mobile phone damage to children.

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

Harry Potter toy manufacturer.

'He swallowed a warning label!'

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Code Red!

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

Toy repair.